Wednesday 18 March 2009

Obituary

This was recently sent to me by a friend. It was originally published in the London Times and I thought it was so good and appropriate to the current times, I thought I would share it with you.

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend,Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge)..

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, by his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights. I Want It Now. Someone Else Is To Blame. I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sadly it's all too true isn't it!
It's a crazy world that we live in nowadays.
Enjoy the weekend...Flighty.

Anonymous said...

I had read this piece of writing before. It is an excellent, but sadly true one. And I guess all the problems and crises we have nowadays are due to the death of common sense. As simple and as terrible as that.

Anonymous said...

I was beginning to think I was the only one who had not been blogging very actively in the last few weeks...Hope everything´s ok. Haven´t started reading Obama´s book yet, I will do so during the weekend =)

Anonymous said...

Late as ever... Flighty has said it! Crazy world.
Please do a catch up entry so I can see how you are doing. :o)